The Best of Captain Jack in HD

I decided to re-post the glory of Captain Jack in HD.  This way you can see every sweat bead, every facial expression, and every gator ear bubble.  Straight from the Louisiana Bayou!

UFOs and Cardboard Men - Roswell, NM

Museum or indecipherable 4th grade science fair?  You be the judge...

Learn an accent!

   Thanks for posting this, Meg!  Great for any language/noise geek!

Best Birthday Present Ever

Thank you, Amy Jo and Michael M. for this effing amazing painting of my power animal.  You know me well.  It will be prominently displayed in my living room.

Levi's "Go Forth" Bukowski ad parody

I love the UCB Midnight Show.

If you're going on a roadtrip, take along some Bukowski.  You won't be sorry.

Quest for Excalibur 2010

Drunk Girls!

Wait an hour to pee!

Check out the official music video here .  For some reason it has a block against being embedded.  The video is disturbing in a Clockwork Orange kind of way, but also kind of hilarious.

Songs that get played every day in my smelly but wonderful Jeep.

Hot Chip - Wrestlers

THIS, is my body.

Stephen Colbert and Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello as younguns.  

Exit 57 was a Comedy Central sketch comedy series from the mid 1990s that starred this absurd yet hilarious trio.  The fact that they got this kind of sense of humor on the air for as long as they did - and continued with Strangers With Candy - is pretty impressive.  I kind of want to be them.  All of them.  At once.  Science, can you arrange this?

New Favorite Cool-Down Zumba Song

Because I know you really, really care about my every little thought.



Yes, I'm fully aware that this is by the same guy who has that awful, awful song that repeats the word "suicidal" for about two and a half minutes.  When I worked at an urban Boys and Girls Club summer camp, the kids would sing that song and Rihanna's "Umbrella" on the bus over and over every single day for a month.  Imagine being in close quarters with a bunch of 6 to 10 year-olds drinking Powerade and shouting the words SUICIDAL and UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA-AY-AY over and over again in the brutal summer heat.  Frankly, this made me suicidal myself and I wished that I could stab both Sean Kingston and Rihanna with a very pointy scottie dog printed umbrella.  But, Sean, you've redeemed yourself.  And I'll let you off the hook, too, Rihanna, seeing how your man roughed you up and stuff.