Sorry I'm a Champion

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Come out with an album, already!

Do yourself a favor and listen to "Babe." Thanks.

http://www.myspace.com/diamonddoves/music

This could also cheer you up.

In my attempt to save some of the image from the dark abyss, I turned Destiny's Child into an art film.

The first song of the night was Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart," which she and I used to sing in the Broome Street office during our shifts together. We scared a lot of residents away, I'm sure. But, hey, that was just less maintenance requests to fax!

Monday, November 29, 2010

If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

P.S. This is my car!

I think the people at Ford must have been spying on me. Not only does the car fit my personality 100%, their marketing campaign heavily revolves around a goofball bearded dude.

"I designed these lowlights to highlight my sexy ankles...I like to call them my sankles." Plus a Tonya Harding reference.

Here's my car! I named her BlueFuego.

Thanksgiving Recap

A holiday's holiday. A time when it's acceptable to wear elastic-wasted pants. A day where it's absolutely scandalous if two people make the same cheese, crackers, and pepperoni tray. Hours spent stuffing our faces and then complaining about how we ate too much, and then going for two servings of pie. When most of the guests leave, we raid the refrigerator for that last taste of artichoke and cheese dip. It's a cozy, lazy day. Speaking from the synesthesia, Thanksgiving in my head is fuzzy. Blurry around the edges. Warm, but wistful. Comfortable, but full of waiting. Browns, reds, deep orange overlapping squares. Cold feet and noses.

Here was what happened after my family left. Dave and my oldest niece further pursued their love/hate relationship. Video to follow. You won't want to miss it.